the countdown is on

sigh....37 weeks and i think a large exhale explains how I'm feeling the past week or so.


I'm just really tired and I'm getting irritable at times that i probably wouldn't.i just feel like theres no break and i want it to be over.
 like when it was hot the past weeks,  i was having crazy hot flashes through out the day that would come and go. Marco likes the A/C on 76 to save money.very reasonable.
well 76 to me is like someone just waltzed up to my face at a very brisk pace. placed their mouth over my nose and started breathing in sync with me....sweltering and claustrophobic! are you trying to kill me is what id scream while he looked at me like a trampled little flower lol poor Marco.
well now that I'm sleepy its hard to get up before noon...in fact i really think it should be justifiable jail time for those who condone opening ones boogery eyes before 11am. but Marco made a statement today that I'm sleeping my whole life away.basically why don't you get up earlier to get stuff done? yes....i know. purely innocent statement. my response was GOING to be "how bout i shove this fetus up your urethra and let it fester for nine months and you tell me how tired you are so i can say scrub the floor beutch" not exactly what he meant but psycho pregonator took it that way.....poor Marco lol
so i recognize that i have a tolerance problem the past week and that i probably need numerous bare bottom spankings for my attitude
went to the midwife today and after ONLY gaining 14lb up through week 35, it was quite disheartening to find that week 36 i gained 3 and week 37 4lb--- today's visit (going on week 38) i dragged behind me as part of my large ass only ONE POUND- yeah! now, don't get me wrong. I'm not obsessed with weight just adipose tissue (fat) bc i had a good stockpile of it from BEFORE THE BABY
i just wanna be healthy and have a healthy non-autistic,non ADD, and healthy sized baby.
 organic, plastics and cell phones are all part of my master plan.
only organic.no plastics (if can help it) and NO CELL PHONES by my chubby baby. oh, and tons of protein and fat this last trimester so the baby can have the largest brain possible....our own bobble head like my bobble head husband. they can share baseball caps lol
midwife said the baby has dropped significantly and after feeling the baby from the outside she thinks the baby is already 7 or 71/2lb. they gain 1/2 pound a week, i have 3+ left,---you do the math bc it makes my vagina cry when i do it.
i can tell that the baby is getting really strong bc it kicks my boob in an upward jab when i am sitting and yes those around can definitely see it and most either comment or give me the hairy eyeball.  the other thing it does is this spring board action. when i lay on the right side while trying to sleep, its feet are over there and it pushes against the bed from inside the "hilton inn uterus."  while straightening its legs against the mattress, it pushes its bum out too from the other side....da-da-damn that hurts!! i had to yell at it the other night in a fury of rage "you're hurting your mama really badly and when you come out your getting spankings!!" lol i don't really mean it, its just a fun game that we play lol 
this week i am scheduled to work 3 days then i think i might have to call it quits til labor bc i just feel really pressed for time to get last minute stuff done.i still have to pack for the hospital BAH!  thank the good Lord that Marco is on research this and next month so he can be home with us when it comes time.
he gets nervous bc i told him i shoved an eviction notice up my hoo-hah the other day in hopes the baby would open up the door and read it. I'm taking my gentle birth tincture and trying to keep up with my walking,invert exercises and getting on all fours to hammock the baby...lol...you guys got dirty thoughts in your head when i said the "all fours" comment didn't you--dirty!!!
OK so my fingers are pretty numb lately and its hard to type so word to ya mutha and i will try to stop BEING "a real mutha" to my beautiful husband that i love so much :)
(yellow shirts are 34 weeks, green shirt is 36 weeks and then the stunning couple is us from the renaissance fair this past weekend)