why did we name you exxon?

so when i first found out i was pregnant i was having this weird feeling inside me. when i would sleep, eat, poo poo, didnt matter....the feeling was there. this feeling plagued me from the time the pee stick changed until about 2 weeks later. i did everything to try and make it go away. i would rub oh so gently on my skin, which progressed to rubbing a bit more aggressive, which let to gentle upper cut punches....lol....KIDDING! but the feeling was so constant it was becoming numbing to the touch. literally it was so intense inside that it was making the outside skin in that area feel numb to the touch.

an ode to big ole' saggy boobs

saggy boobs you're not my friend
i liked you both before,
but this increase in size needs to end!
i feel stretch marks a'knockin
no matter what i do
oh saggy boobs how i dont like you.

how exxon valdez came to be...

well...since this is my first post, and i am not a professional blogger---i must ask that one would forgive the errors in my spelling (i graduated from an akron school and i have pregnancy brain farts), must excuse my blunt and at times way too descriptive language ( like to be expressive and colorful -wheres my filter? its clogged.) and i dunno how often i will write in here...hell....i don't even know if anyone will read this. But it gives me an outlet other than my journal and sitting helps with my flatulence.

lets begin