mama say wha...?!

well hello hello! welcome to the first (and probably last) blog that i will ever do in order to keep everyone in the loop!

i figured i'd give some updates on the pregnancy, post pics, plus post our registry info for everyone who was wiggin' lol

kisses to all who read this and dirty sanchez's to those who dont :)





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will the one eyed stork with the large hairy mole, deliver us a boy or a girl?

when will the eviction notice be served?

how big and chunky do you think our baby will be at birth?

Monday, March 22, 2010

an ode to big ole' saggy boobs

saggy boobs you're not my friend
i liked you both before,
but this increase in size needs to end!
i feel stretch marks a'knockin
no matter what i do
oh saggy boobs how i dont like you.

i know pencil size nipples are soon to follow
and lactation..sigh...(lip trembling)...i start to wallow
if i ever find hair
i will lop you off
think im lying?! i hear you scoff!
ok, maybe youre right
you do come in handy
just hook me up a time or two
cuz men think youre dandy

next entry....."ODE TO THE PUSH UP BRA"

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