mama say wha...?!

well hello hello! welcome to the first (and probably last) blog that i will ever do in order to keep everyone in the loop!

i figured i'd give some updates on the pregnancy, post pics, plus post our registry info for everyone who was wiggin' lol

kisses to all who read this and dirty sanchez's to those who dont :)





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will the one eyed stork with the large hairy mole, deliver us a boy or a girl?

when will the eviction notice be served?

how big and chunky do you think our baby will be at birth?

Saturday, July 31, 2010

blast of fresh air

another funny story is that the baby has been chillin on a section of my intestines and trapping this massive fart for days. i wasnt able to push this bad boy out no matter what i tried! i had the worst gas pains in my right side just under my ribs and once in a while i could hear the baby mocking me as it squeezed tight to torture me. three days went by and i was miserable.
on the third day we flew to TN....and my world was about to change and the sun was once again about to shine.

violated

went to the midwife during my blog boycott and had quite the amusing story to tell.....but since i was mad at you all...i kept this great work of art to myself. chuckling from time to myself. laughing at exxon and his/her little adventurous fingers while we spent spent quiet  time together.

Friday, July 30, 2010

pics for marcello :)

so this program is a peice of crap and i cant put captions below without it messing things up....so i will tell you,
the first pic is 12 weeks,
second is 13 weeks,
then some big purple hooters coming your way lol,
fourth pic is 15 weeks,
fifth is 18 weeks in the black and pink shirt,
yellow bombshell is 20 weeks,
the white tanks are 26 weeks,
pink bloated girl is about 27 weeks (cabin in TN)
the rest of the four pics are me at 30 weeks and 4 days...i know you are apt to think this is a body stunt double bc the body is so sexy hot and the belly so "liscious".....its me in the flesh with only one teensy one inch stretch mark on my hip coming your way-compliments of exxon
sorry the pics are so small but im no computer whiz like marco lol 

Friday, July 23, 2010

went to TN for a week and hung out with marcos friends...had a blast even though i was restricted to O'douls beer :(  but the baby got to do everything from being educated in triathalon "flip cup" beer games to going ATV'ing and boating with mom/dad.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

im done

i think im done on here...i thought it might help to keep people up to date that i am not able to see but i think it might be more of a waste of my time. i feel unloved so i will go hug myself and say buh-bye