went to TN for a week and hung out with marcos friends...had a blast even though i was restricted to O'douls beer :( but the baby got to do everything from being educated in triathalon "flip cup" beer games to going ATV'ing and boating with mom/dad.
yeah, yeah, i know what youre gonna say...i shouldnt be teaching it flip cup-but i have to get them started early if they are gonna hang with this crew. next is beer pong and quarters.
and yes, when i went ATV'ing i was very careful... at one point i even let the baby steer while i placed more suntan lotion on-excellent driver i must say.great turning skills even in utero.
my stomach is getting quite sizely and i seem to have abnormal bouts of anger that are really annoying. but thankfully no stretchmarks yet (using this oil called "belli oil") and no other issues other than the cankles that i have aquired so suddenly! i feel the baby move all the time now and as of a week ago i can actually FEEL a definite knee that jets out from time to time. i can feel the hips and the head too but exxon doesnt like it when i poke its head...makes it kick mom real hard...dont know why.
sometimes i get so excited about the cause and effect of making the baby move with a simple poke, that i become obsessive. the top part of my stomach actually starts to hurt (the skin) and become tender from me pushing on it lol poor kid :( his/her mom already abuses it lol
we started the bradley birthing classes, same classes that the duggar lady who has 19 kids does. i figure if she has a magical whoo-whoo that can spit out all of her kids vaginally with no pain meds, then i too must find this pot of gold at the end of the vaginal rainbow.
they teach you excercises and diet crap that helps get the baby in place and your skin to be more elastic. they teach you how to put your knees behind your head, give one large fart and the baby shoots out...pretty cool...lol....that would be sweet!
im at work so i will post later to all of my two fans and until then, if you find the magical vagina rainbow...call me
love it!!!!! (annette)
ReplyDeleteCrystal, youze in danger girl! I have been having nightmares lately of you giving birth. It is a cross between Seinfeld (the one where the chick is going to give birth to the baby that they want to name "Seven") and Alien (the part where the lil alien pops out of that guys stomach like a hand puppet). Luckily it is in black & white as you know my premonitions are always in color. Tell me more soon!! MC2
ReplyDeletewell the seinfeld i dont know but i know what youre saying with the alien shtuff! lol youre funny
ReplyDeleteI'm happy Exxon is steering you in the right direction.
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