is that movement down yonder?

i finally feel you moving....for real now!

i felt it move at 13 weeks when i was bent over scrunching up all my fat while watching a movie...pretty weird! then here and there i would feel a popcorn pop or a little twitch. then it started feeling like a deep muscle twitch around 16 or 17 weeks. similar to when you go out exercising and your leg muscle gets taht inner muscle twitch? same thing....baby was twitching the night away.
but about 10 days ago ( 20 weeks) i was laying on the bed...of course wearing my mums army boots and nipple tassles but nothing else....and i was listening to my stomach with the stethoscope. this has been an obsession of mine since week 6...not dressing in that fashion, i have done that since the age of 23...but the obsession of the possiblility of "hearing something cool"
so there i lay steth in hand.
now in all the weeks leading up to this magical event i only heard gut noises and a possible scream from a fart trying fervently to escape.
about a week before the magical event i heard a rhythmic sound that resembled hiccups, which put a smile on my face.
you would think that would be good enough.
nope.
then i started thinking well if i can hear it hiccup why cant i feel it move? so i started pushing on my belly to "trap" it--it was elusive though and i "caught it" only once with my bare hands. just me and my fat seperated us from the elusive one.   at least i think i cornered the baby with my hands...i mightve just trapped the placenta for all i knew but the hard ball that i felt was in my mind was exxon saying b*tch i will teach you to trap THIS!
 so thus began my journey to get movement. i began laying on my stomach and smashing the fetus....not punishment....just "wonder what'll happen" it didnt hurt me or make me feel nauseous so i figured it was ok.
the first time i tried my smashing technique it i felt movement! hah!!!! i got my technique down and everythang! i dont be ticklin or nuthin! (courtesy of pulp fiction sorry)
and from that day forward i was feeling the baby move about once or twice a day without smashing....i think i scared it into submission.
NOW when i put my stethoscope on it, it actually pushes it from inside. im at 21 weeks and damn my baby is sta-rong. i think i am creating a monster who is pushing roids' in utero. the midwife said its muscles arent strong enough for me to feel movement with my hand on the outside, but my baby is not any normal baby. i better start printing up decals for my bumper that states "my fetus is a monster, pushes roids in utero" bc this thing is visibly pushing,snarling,and maming anything in its way...including stethoscopes pushing on the gut to catch a listen (or a feel)
maybe im further ahead that what they thought? but i like to think he/she is pumping iron in there. when they did the measurements of exxon from the 19/20 wk ultra sound they said the real due date might actually be sept 25 but they would keep it oct 2 for shits and giggles.