sonogram

im 18 weeks. went to the "rogue" ultrasound joint. pretty cool actually. the guy molested my naked belly with his "special" wand for a continuous 45 minutes....and i liked it.


when he first started, exxon was folded up like a lawn chair with its head down by its toes. then it stretched out and put its head up at the top of my uterus and chilled...must be a boy....lazy ass.
then everytime he would try to get a close up of its face, exxon would put both of its hands up and cover its face lol pretty funny "bitch get that light out my face! i dont have any makeup on yet!!"...must be a girl...vain thing!
in the beginning the ultrasound tech was doing 2D gray and white but the face pics were too scary and looked too much like baby skeletor with its 'no eyeball' eye sockets so i asked for the 3D hookup.
the problem with the 3D was that i didnt know to have a full bladder....i peed just before the sonogram...the baby was a blurry blobby resemblance of a lil mar-stal (marco/crystal).
still cool though.exxon was shooting around like a wild thang. ten toes and ten fingers. cute little chicken legs and a full mullet hair do.
the tech was really surprised at how much it moved for how little it still is...he said that was not what he normally sees (and no i did not have any caffiene that morning. just water and an apple). the midwife listened...um...i mean attempted to listen to the heart beat later at that day-"man your baby moves a lot for how far along you are!"
ummmm...its not just any baby lady.
its exxon valdez, you better recognize.
(i like to call this the headless horseman pic. the placenta was on his/her shoulder and so you see exxon waving with his leg outstretched and his spine to the right, then the top pic is past the placenta with its lil head...)

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