today is a blah day. i will write about it on here bc no one reads this anyhow.
went to the midwife friday and saw a midwife that is not my normal one. she made me feel like the fattest thing walking....like i dont already have a weight complex.
according to her, since im so overweight and disgusting to begin with, she needed to make it quite clear taht i was to only gain 15lb total with this pregnancy. well no shit lady, if i had it my way id only gain 2 1/2 lbs...deliver the baby while sneezing...and then take a hearty crap and be back to my original size. so thank you very much for telling me just how disgusting i am.
im sure i took it a little bit harder bc im already sensitive about the issue and the fact that she was a size 2 with toothpick arms and legs the size of my ankles AND WAS 8 MONTHS pregnant did not help. i wanted to shove a giant big mac down her throat with extra mayo and then throat punch her to get my point across of how upset she had me >: l
and to top it all of ive been cramping and am constipated....now....if youll excuse me
i must go eat my 5 carrots for lunch and 7 blades of grass for dinner so tah tah for now.
miss fatty is out
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there will always be some skinny toothpick with a high metabolism to make us feel bad about ourselves......one can only hope that when she turns 50, she gets a big, fat booty......the kind that looks like two piggies duking it out trapped in a pair of capri pants.
ReplyDeleteJust take good care of yourself, no junk food, exercise moderately and dwell on the fact that there is a beautiful little child growing inside you.....the greatest miracle. I love you!Ma
:) thanks mum
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